December 6, 2012
The ongoing battle between the royal families of York and
Lancaster has finally ended this week. The Yorks are the winners and those of Lancaster the
losers. The King’s younger brother,
Richard, is the only one not taking part in the joyous celebrations of
victory. Why? Richard is upset because
he’s ugly, deformed, lonely, and doesn’t have as much power as his
brother. Seriously, no one wants an ugly
king. But Richard wants to desecrate the
crown by having it rest on his not so
pretty head, and sources tell us he plans to kill everyone.
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