The young noblewoman was seen leaving her lavish castle in
Denmark early Friday morning where she was hounded by a herd of paparazzi. The
paparazzi claimed they heard Ophelia mumbling to herself while singing some
vulgar song about death and the losing of one’s virginity.
What is going on with our Ophelia these days?
We are not even going to mention her wardrobe, which looks
to be a new style of some sort of inpatient at a mental institute. We hope this
style won’t be the upcoming winter fashion trend!
But seriously, has Ophelia gone crazy?!
Ophelia is said to be Prince Hamlet’s bride-to-be. The two lovebirds
have supposedly been inseparable over the past few months, but we know family
issues have taken a toll on their relationship. An inside source revealed a
heartbreaking statement said to Ophelia by Hamlet in which he stated, “I say we
will have no more marriages”. That’s really unfortunate, they looked so great
together!
Friends of the Prince have come forth stating that Hamlet
has been acting different lately. We knew he hasn’t been the same since his
father’s sudden death, but we’re thinking there’s a lot more going on behind
those castle walls, especially since they have yet to uncover the suspect.
As the police have reported the case of the late King Hamlet
as a homicide, maybe there has been some conspiracy plans between the members
of the royal family. Perhaps his grief over the death of his father has caused
him to push Ophelia away and that’s what has triggered Ophelia’s madness! OH
NO!
UPDATE: Ophelia’s father, Polonius, King Claudius’
chief counsellor, has been found dead inside the castle. Said to be the reason
for Ophelia's manic state!
More updates coming soon!
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