December 7, 2012
Yesterday evening, Richard stopped the procession
accompanying the casket of King Henry VI.
Talk about a lack of respect for the dead. Lady Anne told Richard what everyone is
thinking, “Richard you’re really ugly and your presence is disturbing. Oh and
did I tell you you’re ugly?” Richard somehow has managed to sweep Lady Anne off
her feet and they plan on marrying. Richard also found time yesterday to get
his brother arrested and sent to the ominous Tower, showing no family loyalty
whatsoever. A couple hours later, his older brother Clarence was murdered because
he isn’t ugly and is next in line to become king. Edward IV also passed away
this yesterday morning due to illness and not at the mercy of Richard’s beastly
hand. Richard’s evil wrath is beginning
to seem unavoidable because he sent the Prince of Wales and his little brother
to the Tower at midnight. He is definitely not their favorite uncle. To end his
week, he has gotten a handful of people thrown in jail and then killed.
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